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NO FEDS
HAK WOZ ERE
♕ 816
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A monkey in a diaper met an elephant at dawn
and offered a banana with the peel still mostly on.
The elephant said thank you with a trumpet and a sneeze;
the diaper caught the breeze, and now they're best friends, if you please.
KANSAS CITY. HACKERS, ARTISTS, FREAKS, NEIGHBORS.
IT’S WHATEVER.
— haKCer, 816
Western Auto
HAK
clean me
816
Kansas City. I’ve got some shit here.
MORE ZINES. LESS ALGORITHM.☺
Sometimes I get happy and sad.
KC haxors forever A Kansas City hacker rag. We’ve been here a while, but now we’re writing stuff down.
LOCAL HOST KC ↔ YOU
Opening the board…
Reconnect
The live terminal needs JavaScript. The zine and writing archives still work.
Keys & board notes
On a phone, use the touch keys below the terminal. Keyboard shows or hides the typing keyboard. Fit shows the full screen; Readable uses larger text and sideways scrolling. More keys includes numbers, paging and game controls. Save sends Ctrl+S in the message editor. Landscape gives the ANSI screen more room.
Main menu: 1 Messages, 2 Games, 3 Files, 4 Your Account, 5 Community, 6 Social, 7 Private Mail, 8 Board Stats. Sysops also see S Sysop Tools. Community holds Last Callers, User List, and Who's Online; Your Account holds signatures. Arrows or j/k select; Enter or l opens; Escape or h goes back. W writes a topic. In the reader, P/N moves within the thread and R replies. Tab reaches actions; Enter activates them. Ctrl+S saves in the editor. Native extras show their own controls. Narrow screens scroll sideways.
Use a unique password; there is no email recovery. Sessions close after five idle minutes or thirty minutes total. One board tab at a time.
INFORMATION BELONGS TO PEOPLE HERE.
CERTIFIABLE HAKCER
KANSAS CITY, USA ★
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Can you put a picture of a cat here?♡